Bumped Uglies Card


Brand: Wit & Whistle

Front: "I'm glad your parents bumped uglies and made you"
Inside: blank

One 5″ x 7″ folded card printed on 80# speckled recycled cardstock and paired with a dijon yellow envelope.


  • Made in North Carolina


I’m Amanda Wright—self-proclaimed design nerd, and the girl behind Wit & Whistle. My husband and I live in a quirky a-frame house in Cary, North Carolina with two dogs, three chickens, and a ridiculous number of houseplants. Wit & Whistle offers witty greeting cards and whistle worthy paper goods—all designed and illustrated by me!