Uni-Goat Unisex T Shirt

$32.00

Brand: Cellar Door Mercantile

Goats eat just about anything: boots, clothes, blackberry bushes. Add a unicorn horn, and now you have an animal that will eat all sorts of shit: sea serpents, toe nail clippings, your mother in law.

This shirt is adorned with an image of the mythical* Unigoat, and the phrase "Unigoat, eating all sorts of shit."

Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks on a USA made poly-cotton blend shirt.

S: chest 36” – 38” : waist 29” – 31” : hip 34” – 39”
M: chest 39”- 41” : waist 32” – 34” : hip 37” – 42”
L: chest 42” – 44” : waist 35” – 37” : hip 40” – 45”
XL: chest 45” – 47” : waist 38” – 40” : hip 43” – 48”

 

  • Made in USA
  • 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester
  • Unisex Sizing / Preshrunk

 

Cellar Door Mercantile specializes in eco-friendly screen-printed apparel items, posters, and greeting cards with a subtle good-natured and intelligent humor. They aim to have high-quality and fashionable goods that are fresh, unique, and spirited. They create all designs in-house and screen-print using only eco-friendly water-based inks. For their apparel items, we select fashionable, well-constructed items, with an emphasis on eco-friendly and organic fabrics, items manufactured in the United States or from companies with proven commitments to social responsibility.