Narwhal Unisex T Shirt

$32.00

Brand: Cellar Door Mercantile

"PRETTY MUCH FUCKING MAGIC"

The most magical creature is beyond a doubt is the narwhal. The most amazing part? Unlike all those other “magical” creatures, narwhals are real. A medium-sized whale (all things considered), narwhals inhabit the frigid Artic waters, splashing under rainbows and running messages between beach-dwelling trolls. Their horns aren’t ground up virgin tears or kitten kisses – they are actually overgrown teeth.

To celebrate the magic narwhal–and all the rainbow-frolicking folks we love so much-we’ve created this t-shirt. Printed on a mand-in-the-USl crew tee. Printed with metallic blue water-based eco-friendly ink. It sparkles!


SMALL: Chest (circumference) - 34"-36" | Body length (from shoulder) - 28"
MEDIUM: Chest - 38"-40" | Body length - 29"
LARGE: Chest - 42"-44" | Body length - 30"
X-LARGE: Chest - 48"-50" | Body length - 31"

 

  • Made in USA
  • 100% Cotton
  • Unisex Sizing / Preshrunk

 

Cellar Door Mercantile specializes in eco-friendly screen-printed apparel items, posters, and greeting cards with a subtle good-natured and intelligent humor. They aim to have high-quality and fashionable goods that are fresh, unique, and spirited. They create all designs in-house and screen-print using only eco-friendly water-based inks. For their apparel items, we select fashionable, well-constructed items, with an emphasis on eco-friendly and organic fabrics, items manufactured in the United States or from companies with proven commitments to social responsibility.