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Proper Adult Birthday Card


Brand: Near Modern Disaster

Front: "Yes. I did just send you a Birthday card like a proper adult." 

Inside: Blank

Printed on recycled stock.
Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2).
Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.


  • Made in Durham, North Carolina
  • Materials: recycled card stock, recycled craft envelope


Near Modern Disaster is a line of hilarious greeting cards by Sam Kramer. Beautifully designed and executed, these cards are perfect for any occasion and will definitely put a smile on your face.